Kev Metcalfe 

Incredibly attractive, gifted, wise and good.

Wow! that person REALLY is Kev Metcalfe!

Kev Metcalfe by Adriana Lima May 23, 2004

The Metcalf 

The act of scheduling, committing to, or agreeing to be physically present at an engagement, meeting, party, event, get-together, sailboat ride, dinner, drinks with friends, vacation, or excursion, and without further communication, not attend. Once the act has been initiated, phones calls and text messages will not be returned until the morning of the following day, typically accompanied with a very elaborate and seemingly reasonable justification for the act. This act is typically initiated by the one performing the such act.

Jim calls Gary and Phil. Jim invites them to go watch the BIG game at the neighborhood tavern that night. Gary and Phil are happy and excited with this invite. They both agree and re-schedule their evenings accordingly, often times upsetting the family schedule to be able to attend. There is talk throughout the day confirming time and other details of what the night may bring. As the scheduled time approaches Jim stops answering his phone and texts, almost as though he doesn't exist. Jim never arrives. In the morning, when asked why Jim didn't show up or call, he replies that he couldn't leave his house because his dog chewed through the cord to the freezer and electrocuted himself, his cell battery died, and his daughter dropped the house phone in the toilet. Jim has successfully and cleanly performed The Metcalf.

The Metcalf by ERCMERC July 1, 2010

warren metcalfe 

Pro surfer from Cabo San Lucas now residing in Southern CA

Warren Metcalfe is a sick surfer.

warren metcalfe by SuferNoItAll January 4, 2008

Metcalf Donkey Punch 

When two guys bail on a trip because of a pretend car problems. On guy bends over looking into the car, while the other does him from behind and punches him in the head.

Q: Hey, I thought Nick was going dirtbiking with us, where is he?

A:
Him and Rob said they got a flat, but I am pretty sure they are having a little metcalf donkey punch right now.

Metcalf Donkey Punch by Fatass650 October 23, 2011

Metcalf

He is the most awesome person in the world. Forged from Steel. Women have pictures of him on their walls.

I wish i was metcalf

Metcalf by BigMetcalf October 30, 2018

Metcalfing 

metcalfing-both a state of mind and an attitude. Those who "metcalfe" commonly reside in dark corners and speak only through insult. These people have been known to cause severe damage to the delicate balance of our eco system in previous years..

e.g Ollie swigs from a bottle of jack daniels - yet another metcalfing teenager

Metcalfing by that'sjusthowweroll April 7, 2013

Thomas metcalfe 

A dumb ass dude going by the name Thomas metcalfe will have an unusual under average cock, and if they say it big everyone knows their lying becuase its the size of an AA.battery...

ha ha hes a thomas metcalfe.

Thomas metcalfe by Metalcalfe March 19, 2019