An offshoot from rock & roll that gets steadily worse and worse and grows more and more retarded with each new band and sub-genre.

*note* - there are very,very few eceptions to this but that means that there are "SOME" exceptions (do you hear me you dumb motherfuckers?)

Basically metal has taken the focus off of making good music and placed the focus on such gayness as: fashion,being evil,dressing the part,worshiping Satan,singing like a gay fuck,on homosexuality and bi-sexuality,or just on horny heterosexuality where the bands try and act all macho,and on being a hard drug junkie! Tattooes and piercings are more important than sounding good and making good music.Being a fuck is valued above being intelligent.The lyrics in metal grow exceedingly more and more retarded with each new band or sub-genre.The vocals in metal were never at an acceptable level of talent.But the vocals get worse and worse with each new band and sub-genre.There's this gay,dark theme in metal where they just spew hatred for Christianity.
WAR PIGS by Black Sabbath had some thoughtful,intelligent CHRISTIAN lyrics if you are intelligent enough to decipher them(it ain't that hard retard!)...

Bad singers,Satan,fashion and S&M are all for low brow morons who think Mtv is a good channel.Why can't you ignorant fags figure that out? You're all so retarded you need someone to do your thinking for you.(bastards)

"No more war pigs have the power.Hand of GOD has struck the hour.Day of judgement GOD is calling.On their knees the war pigs crawling.Begging mercy for their sins.Satan laughing spreads his wings.Oh lord yeah"!!
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A type of music characterized by it's cacophonous wall of sound and accelerated tempo which is achieved through distorted electric guitars playing fast-paced riffs, with the driving drumbeat often utilizing hypersonic double bass rhythms and emphasizing the continuous pumping action, the bass guitar is often playing similar to the guitar, but more with the drums, so as to add to the overall heavyness and depth. It can manifest in many different forms and the spectrum of intensity is usually quite varied. From slow and heavy melodic grooves, to complex and precise blinding rhythms, odd time changes, and sheer brutality.. metal comes in many shapes and sizes. One common trait of metal is to have vocals dealing with dark subject matter, often sung with anger, aggression, and conviction in the form of screaming. Melodic smooth vocals are also accepted. Solos are an integral part of metal music, as the icing on the cake to complement the heavy intensity of the songs and add more depth and individuality. Real metal has a solo in every song, usually scales and arpeggios played with some changes often in 8th, 16th, or 32nd notes..if only a few quick licks. Metal is progressive and dynamic, and usually provokes feelings that are therapeutic to the listener. Metal is rock music that has evolved.
Opeth, Death, Slayer, Pantera, Iced Earth, In Flames, Testament
by Shroomism October 02, 2003
A misunderstood type of music that can not easily be appreciated if you haven't heard much of it. It may take a long time for you to warm up to it, but as soon as you do, there's no turning back. Contrary to belief, metalheads are not stupid or angsty - that's just throwing around labels.
1. Metal music is judged too easily.
2. People's minds need to be more open.
by Glome March 14, 2005
Aw man metal is fucking awesome!!
Metal up your pee-hole!!!
by I like gay anal sex May 05, 2005
The best kind of music the world has to offer. Metallica, Slayer, Pantera.... need I say more?
Metallica- Ride the Lightning
Slayer- South of Heaven
by Metallica OWNS November 03, 2003
A group of elements in the periodic table.
Aluminium, Steel and Iron are all metal.
by jumpoffjoeybuddenz October 28, 2005
a great type of music which has been ruined by too many sub-genres and too many stupid people bitching & moaning & making vacuous statements about what "is or isn't" real metal. They hang around message boards and give each other blowjobs & snowballs.
Stupid Metal Bitch 1: "-insert band name- isn't metal! That's fucking stupid ass mallcore nu-metal. God, you fucking loser. I should kick your ass. If you want "real" metal listen to -insert band here"

Stupid Metal Bicth 2: " that's real metal..opeth r0x0rs! slayer! metallica! meshuggah! listen to pussy metal...fuck goth metal..dark metal..death metal..pop metal..german metal..hardcore metal..punk metal..mallcore pussy. fuck you. listen to real metal, bitch"

Me: -sighs and shakes head in disbelief-
by M0rb1D March 14, 2004
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