Messmered 

1.) When everybody you know, and some you don't make fun of you non-stop.
2.) When everyone looks at you as the biggest homo around.
3.) When a freshman shoots down a Senior asking them to prom.

"You got so messmered by everyone tonight, god you fuckin' gay."

Messmered by sizzlemynizzle April 4, 2003

Messere 

An Italian masterpiece. Angelic. The most gorgeous man who ever lived.

"Lord Messere we're not worthy! We're not worthy!". The Great Messere replies "You're worthy, you're worthy, get up".

Messere by vinniemash November 27, 2011

Meisnered 

When you tell someone the bump is going to hit them less hard but the reality is exponentially stronger and then you’re fucked

Dude, you fucking meisnered me bro

Meisnered by Jmagicbean August 13, 2023

Wayne Messmer 

Forcefully shooting ejaculation in the back of one's throat.

She loves when I give her a Wayne Messmer because she knows she gave a great blowie.

Wayne Messmer by ktdawg727 September 26, 2018

messmer 

A school that socially acceptable in the milwaukee area. Lots of drama happens here but its stupid because usually its just someone trying to start something over nothing. Some goons go there though!!! Man we smart!!!!oh yeah Bro Bob the president of school

In example 98% graduation rate for most students @ Messmer

messmer by Kool_aid2 May 18, 2006

messere 

Rebel without a cause. Leading change. A person feared yet admired.

That Messere does what she wants when she wants to do it. She scares the shit out of me, gotta admire her for it though.

messere by dave boring July 21, 2011

Messered 

>Shoot someone in a dogfight
>Do minimal damage (the number of hits on the enemy is irrelevant)
>Enemy isnt affected
>Get absolutely demolished in the counter attack (preferably by 1 or 2 hits)

Wow i shot him center of mass with my NR23 and he’s fine, meanwhile he hit me once and my wing is gone…

Damn… You got messered…

Messered by Femboy Sperg February 27, 2024