Typically a guy named Tony who likes to call himself T-Score. He is afraid of minorities and gives them all the easy work. He walks around punching himself in the dick to make himself feel better while he whistles Christmas tunes. One time he gave a double Dutch rudder to a guy named Gene from Ramm for a little side cash, he liked the fact that his peen looked so big in his little hand. He coined the phrase “I eat dude ass” it’s usually found on the inside of a bathroom stall at your local ihop. He hates anyone smarter than him because he likes to tell everyone that is stupid how smart he is. Legend has it he once made chicken salad out of chicken shit.
Merv the perv was at the local ihop on Roosevelt Blvd and was eating genes dude ass for a free grand slam breakfast.
by Oldirtyhampsta June 26, 2019
Derived from a famous quote by the iconic Merv, speaking on whether he scored on Australia Day:
"Mate, there are 364 days for hooking up with birds. Australia Day is about beers and mates."
The doctrine can be applied in various settings: ironically or sincerely, to show pride or hide shame, to rally the 'turbos' or to vibe out.
"Mate, there are 364 days for hooking up with birds. Australia Day is about beers and mates."
The doctrine can be applied in various settings: ironically or sincerely, to show pride or hide shame, to rally the 'turbos' or to vibe out.
by allkindsofsickaye April 27, 2011
A person who adds you on any social media/dating app, who is not that attractive, but you're giving them a chance, and sends you nothing but perverted messages no matter what is said.
Girl: "so where did yourbband name kayne incognito come from?"
Boy; "kayne (Kane) is my middle name."
Girl: "OmG that's so hot. You just went up 10 sexy points for a total of 110! Redeem them soon!!!"
Guy: "don't be such a pervy merve!"
Boy; "kayne (Kane) is my middle name."
Girl: "OmG that's so hot. You just went up 10 sexy points for a total of 110! Redeem them soon!!!"
Guy: "don't be such a pervy merve!"
by Prettyugly February 6, 2017
a lovely person who is majoring ppe in warwick university.
a wonderful person to hang out with and is extremely nice to others. everyone needs a nerve nur erkoc.
a wonderful person to hang out with and is extremely nice to others. everyone needs a nerve nur erkoc.
by icalluponyou November 8, 2020
A rat ass nigga, a typical snitch ..tells his dad everything. Has a fucked up hairline. Scared to fight . Name typically starts with a T as in Tyler
by Kasher2 May 6, 2019
Swervin Mervin six feet tall. Gonna get gonna fall. Got a while in his head, but he is not dead. So fast so quick gonna kick your dick. A god in the paint, will make you faint. Used to sexually harass but now he is trashed
Get Merved b****
by Lordmerv November 21, 2021
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