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In Finnish; A slightly engorged penis, useless for most sexual acts.
Ei sellaisella mertsulla voinut nussia.
mertsu by jarvis400 August 12, 2015
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meatside 

The real world: the traditional, physical world that exists outside the internet. The tangible realm in human/computer interaction.
1. Jenny spent six weeks chatting online to a guy. When she met him meatside, it transpired that he was much older than she had been led to believe, and he tried to touch her in bad ways.
meatside by MisterMetternich October 8, 2005

mertzify 

mertzify (v) to take a small amount of information and to transform it into a an impressive outcome.

to mertz - to vastly improve something, an idea, a concept, a thought and make it drastically better.
He took the client's information and was able to mertzify it and they loved it!
mertzify by ehouse May 13, 2010
The latest and greatest of the Mets' much heralded minor league phenoms who due to relatively short stints of good or even great play, is brought up to the majors to bring salvation and victory to his team.
Ike Davis is the latest Metsiah
Metsiah by Daisys daddy April 20, 2010
fusion of popsicle, and meat.
refferences the similarities between enjoying a popsicle, and enjoying fellatio.
Why don't you go suck your boyfriend's meatsicle?
Put down the popsicle, and wrap your lips around my meatsicle.
meatsicle by DoidoTravado November 20, 2006
To continually take a good situation and fuck it up
The New York Mets have good players but they are metsing it.
metsing by unashamed mets fan June 24, 2019