Merp

an action to merp or merping around
merping should be experienced for ones self.
Merp has no limits

you decide how you want to merp it up

Ben: Hey Sienna how was your weekend?

Sienna: Ah pretty chill you?

Ben: Mhmm just did some casual merping

Sienna: Sounds rowdy, you really know how to merp it up

by Merpislife November 6, 2010

Merp

Ejaculation.

Used only for comedy purposes. Never used to announce actual ejaculation.

Inspired by Jersey Shore, and then takin to a whole nother level.

Opposite of Derp.

Some hot cheeks walk by.
Jake: "Merp"

Some hotter cheeks walk by.
Jake: "Double Merp"

Grade-A milf cheeks walk by.
Jake actually merped his pants.
Jake: "I got to go to the bathroom"

by ShredGnarShark July 3, 2012

Merp

The word one would use instead of saying "sex".

Adam and Heather Merped in the bathtub.

by mandy25marks June 11, 2012

Merp

A sound where a fake laugh is made.

X: WAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

what others hear

Me: merp merp merp merp merp

X: HEY I DONT SOUND LIKE THAT!

me: MERP MERP MERP MERP MERP!

by xiaou213409 November 21, 2013

merp merp

It literally means nothing ang

Sam: Lauren I love you
Lauren: merp merp

by lillongo October 11, 2020

merp

a word said when an awkward conversation is happening to make things less awkward,quiet or can be used as an expression of saddness or to change the conversation

boy: wanna make out

girl:....um no

boy: merp

by ur dad 84 69 June 30, 2012

merp

a word to say when you dont know what so say

Person 1: lol
Person 2: merp.

by shhommeeoonnnee February 28, 2012