9 definitions by ShredGnarShark
by ShredGnarShark July 7, 2012
Steve Workman is a professional skater for Demonseed Skateboards.
The GREATEST skateboarder of all time. (Yes, greater than Tony Hawk)
Steve Workman is not as famous as Tony Hawk because the average human being cannot handle the extreme coolness of Steve Workman.
Steve Workman is known for shredding vert ramps and pools all over Florida.
Steve Workman can shred street too, but he finds the lack of vert too boring for him.
Steve Workman skates so fast that he can't skate metal coping. He needs the rough pool coping to manage is speed.
Steve Workman airs so high that he puts lead in his pockets to hold him down.
Steve Workman's knee pads are over 10 years old but look brand new because Steve Workman NEVER falls.
Steve Workman can be found schralping the shit out of the Chea-B-S bowl on a nightly basis.
Steve Workman is the exact opposite of a Cheab.
If Chuck Norris decided to skateboard, he would ride a Steve Workman pro model.
The GREATEST skateboarder of all time. (Yes, greater than Tony Hawk)
Steve Workman is not as famous as Tony Hawk because the average human being cannot handle the extreme coolness of Steve Workman.
Steve Workman is known for shredding vert ramps and pools all over Florida.
Steve Workman can shred street too, but he finds the lack of vert too boring for him.
Steve Workman skates so fast that he can't skate metal coping. He needs the rough pool coping to manage is speed.
Steve Workman airs so high that he puts lead in his pockets to hold him down.
Steve Workman's knee pads are over 10 years old but look brand new because Steve Workman NEVER falls.
Steve Workman can be found schralping the shit out of the Chea-B-S bowl on a nightly basis.
Steve Workman is the exact opposite of a Cheab.
If Chuck Norris decided to skateboard, he would ride a Steve Workman pro model.
by ShredGnarShark October 3, 2011
Super wack online skateboard monoply. Supported by all the faggot poser kids. (Similar to Zumiez)
Specializes in Justin Bieber attire, like tight colorful jeans, and Supra Skytop shoes.
CCS is an acronym that stands for:
Cheab Cheab and Some more cheab.
(Look up the word cheab for full understanding.)
Specializes in Justin Bieber attire, like tight colorful jeans, and Supra Skytop shoes.
CCS is an acronym that stands for:
Cheab Cheab and Some more cheab.
(Look up the word cheab for full understanding.)
by ShredGnarShark September 6, 2011
Exclamation used during shitty situations.
"derp" is not yelled, but simply said.
Used instead of yelling "FUCK" or "GOD DAMMIT".
Shockingly, "derp" releases stress, anger, and sadness better than yelling and cursing.
Opposite of merp.
"derp" is not yelled, but simply said.
Used instead of yelling "FUCK" or "GOD DAMMIT".
Shockingly, "derp" releases stress, anger, and sadness better than yelling and cursing.
Opposite of merp.
Imagine this. Getting lost during a road trip. You become extremely hungry. For whatever reason, you have a strong craving for Chick-fil-A, and refuse to stop anywhere else. You set your TomTom to the nearest Chick-fil-A, but is on his period and sends you to mother fucking Disney World instead. When you finally find a fucking Chick-fil-A, it's closed and you remember that it's Sunday.
"derp"
"derp"
by ShredGnarShark July 7, 2012
Ejaculation.
Used only for comedy purposes. Never used to announce actual ejaculation.
Inspired by Jersey Shore, and then takin to a whole nother level.
Opposite of Derp.
Used only for comedy purposes. Never used to announce actual ejaculation.
Inspired by Jersey Shore, and then takin to a whole nother level.
Opposite of Derp.
Some hot cheeks walk by.
Jake: "Merp"
Some hotter cheeks walk by.
Jake: "Double Merp"
Grade-A milf cheeks walk by.
Jake actually merped his pants.
Jake: "I got to go to the bathroom"
Jake: "Merp"
Some hotter cheeks walk by.
Jake: "Double Merp"
Grade-A milf cheeks walk by.
Jake actually merped his pants.
Jake: "I got to go to the bathroom"
by ShredGnarShark July 3, 2012
Grade "A", quality booty.
Double D's of the ass world.
Known to cause instant boners.
When is presence of cheeks, one must yell "juice" to let her know what's up.
Double D's of the ass world.
Known to cause instant boners.
When is presence of cheeks, one must yell "juice" to let her know what's up.
by ShredGnarShark July 9, 2012
Chea-B-S is a nickname for the world renowned Cocoa Beach Skate Park.
Pronunciation: "chee-be-es"
Chea-B-S is a great skatepark. The only problem is that its infested with cheabs. (look up definition of CHEAB).
The cheabs of Chea-B-S are the cheabiest cheabs of all cheabs. They don't ever skate. They just run around and cause havoc.
The head-cheabs inlcude:
JarrOd- President Cheab
Liam- Vice Cheab
Cory- Secretary of Suck
RJ- Secretary of annoyingSHITS
Blake- Secretary of Anger
Elijah- Colored Representative
Pronunciation: "chee-be-es"
Chea-B-S is a great skatepark. The only problem is that its infested with cheabs. (look up definition of CHEAB).
The cheabs of Chea-B-S are the cheabiest cheabs of all cheabs. They don't ever skate. They just run around and cause havoc.
The head-cheabs inlcude:
JarrOd- President Cheab
Liam- Vice Cheab
Cory- Secretary of Suck
RJ- Secretary of annoyingSHITS
Blake- Secretary of Anger
Elijah- Colored Representative
Cool KId #1: "Yo Jake, let's go skate. Want to head over to Chea-B-S?"
Cool Kid #2: "Nah, im sick of all those damn cheabs. I would rather skate paradise funplex."
Cool Kid #2: "Nah, im sick of all those damn cheabs. I would rather skate paradise funplex."
by ShredGnarShark October 1, 2011