Miles Merkley 

An Extremely Sexy guy who the ladies cannot resist. A person whose imperfections you know and can live with. A person who "wants" to make you happy. A person you can be totally yourself with. A person who laughs at the same things and gets your sense of humor. A person you trust to take care of you if and when you need it. I've found that person and he has to love you when you're mean, ugly, and unlovabe because he knows you love him and these are your imperfections that he can live with. And his name is Miles Merkley. You cannot match his swag.

1. "Hey do you know that kid over there?"
"Where?" (Person looks and melts) "That's Miles Merkley...

2. "Who's that sexy guy over there?"
"I can't look, he's too sexy"

Miles Merkley by KendallJenner November 8, 2012

nick merkley 

mediocre hockey man with good looks

i love nick merkley

nick merkley by mileswood69 August 10, 2021

Merklefish

To say that someone got insulted, out done or beaten at an activity. (or Owned)
Also:Merklefished/ Merkle Fished

Also is the name of a warwick MC (MC MerkleFish)

"Owh mate you just got merklefished with that headshot i had on you!"

"Apparently Mc Lonewolf is going to clash with Mc MerkleFish?"

"That poker hand was the definition of Merklefish!"

Merklefish by Andy.w May 17, 2009

merkle 

1. Used in relation to UK Grime music. When somebody (ie the famous Jammer - "The Merkle Man" - of Jahmek the World Productions) jumps onto a riddim and properly merks it.

2. The act of brucking up to someone (-> having beef with them)

1. WILEY: hey jammer, you gonna merk my riddim?
JAMMER: its the merkle man, never gonna flex like erkle man, come straight in the circle man, all for the green and purple man. cos - its the merkle - never gonna flex like erkullll, come to your ends and circle, all for the green and purple. cos in beef i merkle, leave your chest with a circle, then get left on the dirtull. neckulllll. yeh im neckle, take me for steps im neckullll. level, blud its ammer, bluc im a rebel, big like stone not small like pebble. when we clash soon ya better be neckulll....ETC

2. "NIDAL, LETS MERKLE THAT FIFTH-FORMER, I NEED A SLAVE".

merkle by DJ No Talent September 20, 2005

Markley's Law 

A variant of Godwin's Law: As an online discussion of gun owners' rights grows longer, the probability of an ad hominem attack involving penis size approaches 1.

Person 1: I carry a gun to try to keep my family and I safe by exercising a Constitutionally-protected natural right.

Person 2: Hah! You carry a gun because you have a small penis, and you are trying to make up for it!

Person 1: Well, I guess Markley's Law is still true.

Markley's Law by Linoge_WOTC July 11, 2010

merkled 

an extension of the word "merked" or to "merk" someone. except in a cooler manner :)

"no blad you have been merkled!"

merkled by jDOT! January 21, 2009

Ursula Merkle 

A crazed Conrad Birdie fan in the musical, Bye Bye Birdie BEST FRIENDS with Kim MacAfee, the lucky girl that gets chosen to kiss Conrad Birdie right before he leaves for the army.

Conrad Birdie fan: Justin Bieber fan----URSULA MERKLE IS THE DEFINITION OF CRAZED FAN

Ursula Merkle by Mrs. Peterson December 3, 2013