by Thor The God of Vaginal Noise November 7, 2004
A hyper-patriotic conservative who is convinced his beliefs and values are the only genuinely American ones and everyone else is a traitor. Loves America but hates most Americans. Lives in an echo chamber composed entirely of Fox, Limbaugh, Breitbart and various other right-wing sources of (mis)information.
"Real Merkins know that Obama was grown in a cloning tank in Kenya from the combined DNA of Stalin, Marx, Hitler, Mao and Lenin."
by Dalekmaster October 19, 2013
by Tablemate January 16, 2003
Offspring of an Wizard (male) and a fairy (female).
Merkin Sprites retain the abilities of their mother with the potential to learn and master multiple human magical disciplines.
While possible to learn the ability to take other forms, in their true form, the Merkin Sprite is the same size as a fairy.
Merkin Sprites retain the abilities of their mother with the potential to learn and master multiple human magical disciplines.
While possible to learn the ability to take other forms, in their true form, the Merkin Sprite is the same size as a fairy.
by m4ngthegang September 11, 2011
by SLAPPYNUTSTOTHEFACE March 12, 2010
Formally known as Merkin Men's Club, U.S.A. the group consists of several chapters, mainly across America and is dedicated to educating the youth on the importance of wearing fake pubic hair.
Started by Leonord Plotz, of Canarsie, NY in 1975, the group has grown to over ten thousand members worldwide, and has its largest membership in Austin, Texas.
Merkin Men's Club has received opposition from several local and state governments on its highly controversial standards, including requiring any new member to shave off their pubic hair and eat it in front of the active membership.
Started by Leonord Plotz, of Canarsie, NY in 1975, the group has grown to over ten thousand members worldwide, and has its largest membership in Austin, Texas.
Merkin Men's Club has received opposition from several local and state governments on its highly controversial standards, including requiring any new member to shave off their pubic hair and eat it in front of the active membership.
"Principal Edwards, you have to keep the Merkin Men's Club off our school grounds!"
"There's nothing I can do. They have as just a right to educate our kids as the sex and drug counselors do."
"There's nothing I can do. They have as just a right to educate our kids as the sex and drug counselors do."
by Senor Rosenblattenbergenstein February 19, 2009
"Geeves, what on earth are you doing in Lord Boddington's room this late at night?"
"Sorry, ma'am, but I heard a commotion down the hall, so I scurried to investigate the matter. Twas but a false alarm, the young master was simply jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin"
From "Geeves, that the stupid thing off his genitals" by Forsworth Littlingshire
"Sorry, ma'am, but I heard a commotion down the hall, so I scurried to investigate the matter. Twas but a false alarm, the young master was simply jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin"
From "Geeves, that the stupid thing off his genitals" by Forsworth Littlingshire
by thelordofroostahz June 14, 2011