Merkas 

A real sexy group of girls, Beautiful women/girls that are all together in a group.

"Houston do you see those merkas over there?"

Merkas by DJ Hawkeye May 11, 2010

Merkades Tendon 

Informal medical terminology used in the south to describe the connection between the Anterior Cruciate Ligament ACL and the vas deferens.

Man I tore my ACL and now I can’t ejaculate without inflaming my knee because of my Merkades tendon.

Merkades Tendon by Whacky513 December 27, 2019

merkage

the thought in your head and/or the state of your mind after someone has been merked hardcore

bob1: that was some serious merkage!
bob2: thats exactly what i was thinking too homie!
bob1: what?
bob2: i dont know, what did i just say?
bob1: forget it just pass me that blunt

merkage by burnted out to bits December 11, 2010

Merkantalism 

Merking everybody non-stop as they try to snake their way through traffic. Often used while playing Mario Kart as a policy towards the other racers. As they try to snake their way past you, you simply hit them with a shell, banana, bomb, or other item in order to merk them. When done correctly this will drop them back a few places as well as bring shame upon their racing reputation.

When Pat entered first place on his favorite course, Figure 8 Circuit, we all let out a chuckle as I said "Well look who's about to get merked by my blue shell." *I paused, waiting for my shell to hit Pat* "You can call that Merkantalism."

Merkantalism by Pinkie D October 26, 2011

mercasou

A unique carnivorous mammal that can be found deep in the western suburbs of Illinois. Characterized by a rough, spiky exterior and its ability to impersonate other mammals like it which it does due to a feeling of inferiority and lack of self-confidence. The male mercasou is near extinction due to its innate characteristic that repels its female species.

The other day National Geographic had a special on the mercasou...did you know that it is actually white on the outside but black on the inside?

mercasou by Skinny face August 15, 2008

merkshow 

to completey annihilate or obliterate on many different levels

that new jay z track is an absolute merkshow

merkshow by straight springs March 28, 2011

merkaba 

A Merkaba is an inner spaceship temple. "Mer" means Light. "Ka" means Spirit. "Ba" means Body. It is the divine light vehicle used by ascended masters to connect with and reach those in tune with the higher realms.

It was high noon and I was tripping balls and freaking out! Then I saw a Merkaba for the first time in my life. I started floating in outer space and could even smell bacon! I knew everything was going to be alright. {merkabah} {freezerburn} {highnoon}

merkaba by Rivkah December 29, 2016