Top Definition
A Markas A really fat guy from Russia and all he does all day is eat burgers. He 'runs' like a spaz at a really slow pace. You'll know when you see one because he blocks out the sun. He also likes to rape Males. He also has the worst comebacks in the world (This applies to most people called Markas but a small Hand full are OK)
Person 1: OMG There is Markas!
Person 2: Quick! Cover your ass!

Person: Hey Markas! Stop eating everything you see!
Markas: Stop talking about your dad!
by docwhoadv May 22, 2012

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