1.(noun)A very attractive female that is very obnoxious and annoying.
1. That bitch is hot yo.
Ya...to bad she's a merf.
by Govi Banks March 28, 2005

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The act of two men finding a dead woman that has been dead for a month then one man eats her out while the other pushes on her stomache to push her guts out onto the other man face.
Hey man lets get drunk and go merf that chick we ganked last month
by Jon Erwin March 08, 2006

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Antonym of "merp," indicating disappointment, anger, unhappiness, frustration, etc.

A sreyaism.
"Sreya, have you done your econ hw yet?"
"MERF!"
by Shen November 21, 2004

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masturbation eventually regrows fingers.
kelly: MERF!!!
Ali: wow kelly. you're gross.
by AliFabulousShe May 02, 2008

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A statement, used to ensue displeasure in something.
When I was asked by my therapist how I felt, Only one response came to my mind, "merf.".
by Stargazer1738 June 17, 2017

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A merf is the wedgie women receive when underwear goes between the flaps of the vagina.
I need to go to the bathroom to fix this Merf.
by djmc1234 February 13, 2017

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Horny
I was very merf today when I seen that booty!
by Sissyhoe November 06, 2015

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