A car maufacturer that makes luxurious cars and also fast ones too. Though the're cars are getting shittier every year, we love the old school ones, the old ones, with the convertible, leather, and a great queality. Mercedes was bought by Chrysler (don't believe those ass holes who say merceds bought chrysler cause it is a lie and the fact is chrysler bought mercedes benz).
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by Ripan February 12, 2006
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The FIRST auto maker to use a diesel engine in a production passenger car.
Known to be as strong as a brick, last 1 million miles, and get good fuel milage.
People in Finland can get over 400whp from turbocharged 3 litre Mercedes Diesel engines. (OM 603 and OM606)
Mercedes-Benz Diesel's are class leading engines in europe and quickly becoming common in america.
Mercedes-Benz Diesel are rock solid, fast, and clean engines.
by Diesel-power April 7, 2006
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The most robust, bad-ass inline 6 cylinder engine Mercedes-Benz has ever built. For a chunk of money can be enhanced to a twin turbo boost monster or a screaming 10,000 RPM rev demon.
My 1989 Mercedes-Benz is powered by The Mercedes-Benz M103 engine, has 200,000 miles on it and I still think I will die before it does.
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A mid-sized sport/luxury coupe (often times appearing as a convertible), produced by Mercedes-Benz from 1996-2009.

There were two "generations" of this model; 1996-2003 & 2004-2009.

Most models come with either a V6 (CLK320) or a V8 engine (CLK500), with the CLK55 AMG boasting a 5.4L V8.

Considered by many to be a very reliable, somewhat reasonably priced Mercedes. Both generations have gorgeous front grills, stylish lines, 17" alloy wheels, and most come with bi-xenon HID headlights (among numerous other options).
"I'm dippin' down the freeway in my Mercedes-Benz CLK"

*or*
"Is that Mercedes-Benz CLK320 a coupe or a convertible?"
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Mercedes Benz's ML was its first SUV designed for the masses. Main competitors is the Lexus RX, BMW X5, Acura MDX, Audi Q7. Its a mid sized suv that succeeded the ML. Engines range from a 4 cylinder diesel to the turbocharged V8 in the 63. It is made in Vance, Alabama.
Her: Oooo you got a mercedes key! what is it!?
Him: Just nothing but a mercedes benz GLE 350 4Matic
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The Mercedes-Benz S-Class is iconic. It is the blueprint for all other luxury sedans, a technological tour de force, and has been the undisputed queen of the segment since it was officially introduced in the 1970s. What do Prince William, Jay-Z, Beyoncé, and Kim Jong-Un have in common? They've all been chauffeured around in the S-class at some point. S-classes can be found on nearly every street corner in cities like New York, Tokyo, Hong Kong and Paris, and they make up a good portion of the $100K+ market in the US along with other status-mobiles like the Land Rover Range Rover and Tesla Model S (ew.)

Everyone from businessmen to heads of state wants an S-class. Even with Rolls-Royce, Maserati, Bentley and Porsche making far more expensive sedans, the S is still taken seriously and wouldn't look out of place parked in front of a royal palace. Quite simply one of, if not the best cars ever made. Every car wishes it could be an S-class when it grows up.
I want nothing more than to listen to some Frank Sinatra in the back of a Mercedes-Benz S-Class in NYC right now.
When I landed in Paris, I was picked up in a Mercedes-Benz S-Class. Take that, peasant.
Diana has both a Range Rover and an S-Class. I love her.
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Before it became a horribly vulgar overpowered AMG super SUV, the Mercedes-Benz Gelandewagen was a tried and true 4x4 popular with everyone from Swiss alpine farmers to the Canadian military. A refresh in the early 90s moved it slightly more upscale, but not the point where it became in-your-face tacky. The G550, in a restrained color combination and without all the fancy AMG bits, can still be pretty badass, but the G63, G65 and G650 Maybach are absolute garbage. Please, for the love of Jesus, stop buying those things. It's giving influencer. G-Wagens from the 90s are the best, as they aren't as sparse as 80s Gs but not as trashy as the new ones.
I have a 1994 Mercedes-Benz G-Wagen. It's so fucking sick.
by henryfromny2.0 November 11, 2022
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