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Pronounced like "Merlot."
Cheap wine one would get from the popular Trader Joe's supermarket. MerJoe is most likely of Chilean or Argentinian origin, but can also include the Two-Buck-Chuck (Charles Shaw) variety.
When it's too cheap to be Merlot, it's gotta be MerJoe...
"We're heading to the Hollywood Bowl tonight, so I have to swing by the Trader Joe's for a few bottles of MerJoe..."
MerJoe by Nora and Andrew August 26, 2005
Urban Dictionary Merch
A name used for the girl who is tough on the outside and yet the sweetest, most big-hearted girl you will ever meet.
She may be harsh, but she's a Merjem at heart.
Merjem by thecreativecat February 25, 2010
Related Words
MerJoe • Merjem • merjes • merjean • marjoe • Mercoetry • Merjema • merjen • merjerk • merjet
A very strong and independent woman. Many people will say that she's intimidating, even though she is one of the most warm-hearted people you know. Merjems usually have many friends, because they are great when it comes to social stuff. A Merjem is a hopeless romantic, she believes in love and she'll do anything for the people she loves! They are known for always being there when they are needed.

Here are some words that describe Merjem: strong, hopeful, sexy, charming, mysterious, funny, outgoing, open-minded, kind, trustful, lovely, smart and the list goes on! If you know a Merjem, cherish her!
Wow she always speaks her mind, she is so Merjem!
Merjem by lovelynames007 March 5, 2017
amazing person. loving. wonderful. fantastic. smart. beautiful. sexy eyes. caring. funny. sweet. responsible. mature. knows how to have a good time. party girl. soft hair. cute. attractive.
Merjema is one of a kind ;)
Merjema by mayana May 25, 2011
Marjoe is unique name of a person. They are hard to find, if you find one you are very lucky. That person is hardworking, reliable, goofy person and not expressive but cares alot.
Marjoe is my friend.
marjoe by 512000 June 7, 2021
Merjem is the kindest and most loving person you will ever meet. Yes, she may be a very strong and independent woman, one of the most warm-hearted people you will ever meet, hopeful and sexy. But not a hopeless romantic. Are you trying to shoot your shot at Merjem? Well, good luck with that - cuz she's TAKEN! Without her love, everyone who loves her is just a bunch of futile peasants. Besides, if Merjem's heart was sold at auction, I would pay tenfold the highest bid ( just sayin'). Merjem is one in a million and having Merjem in your life really facilitates it. Seeing Merjem smile and feeling her presence is truly a dream come true. Without Merjem, you are a abominable, futile oaf.
A: I think I've found the one.
B: Let me guess... Merjem!
A: Precisely!
Merjem by chuchuplzlolxD June 5, 2022

Mercoetry 

Terrible, sloppy poetry written by pseudo-intellectuals that disregards the conventions of good writing. Typically, ignores meter, rhythm and descriptive writing for generic verses littered with unsuited vocbulary.
Mercoetry:

'Lost within worlds of love so tender
We were two sides of equal splendor
Rising from a brief but needed recline
My hand enclosed her own so slender
As we walked out into the sunshine'
Mercoetry by Trollsock July 23, 2011
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