Jack Meoff 

A godamn sexy name.

Jack Meoff by Jack Meoff April 21, 2003

Steven Moffat

Evil Genius
One of the writers for Doctor Who and Sherlock on the BBC.
Enjoys tormenting his fans with twists, cliffhangers, and long waits between seasons.
Frequently blamed for the heartbreak fans experience from his shows.

Show ends with a terrible cliffhanger: This show is totally pulling a Steven Moffat!

Sherlock fan: Now I have to wait a year for the torment to end. Why does Steven Moffat torment me so? *shakes fist at air* Moffat!

Steven Moffat by You'll never guess August 3, 2012

Fronting me off 

The act of embarrassing a person or persons in front of other people or guest

She tried fronting me off in front of my home boys and got her feelings hurt

Fronting me off by Jaye_$upreme March 3, 2016

Mefford 

Last of a dying breed.

Dude, did you hear about the Mefford?

Mefford by shandalier1101 September 26, 2008

get me off 

Get me off means to help someone in the process of cumming

"I want my boyfriend to get me off"

get me off by D_Duncan September 12, 2014

Suck me off at the next station 

The origin of this phrase stems from an Aboriginal woman who verbally fights with a man on a Brisbane train, remarking lines such as "this is my land", "ya dumb dog" and "suck me off at the next station" Therefore, it can be established that this phrase is indicative of bogan behaviour and is used as an insulting dare.

Aboriginal woman: "Suck me off at the next station please, suck my dick so hard, and I'll say yeah yeah! Bitch!"

Bogan kid: "Suck me off at the next station, lol"

Suck me off at the next station by Alfonso69 October 26, 2011

Moffat

The King of all things troll-ish who reigns over a land in which the people are constantly crying and everything hurts. Reichenbach's soundtrack is played on a loop in all the supermarkets, and Doomsday is played in all the local bars. In these bars you are personally waited upon by a Mark Gatiss, who will serve you your soul on a silver platter.

Fangirl 1: I can't stop crying
Fangirl 2: Moffat struck again, didn't he.
Fangirl 1+2: /Cry

Moffat by JustBeingBreezy May 11, 2012