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The Legend of Megan Sparks' Ass if a highly controversial, possibly mythical, story about the most amazing ass in human history. Scientists still are not sure if an Ass like this could possibly exist.

The story goes that this Ass is just the right size; not small, but not too large. Each cheek is a perfectly shaped half-moon that hangs off her hips. Also, it is rumored that it feels like a temper-pedic matress.

It is also rumored that if you stare at this ass for more than five seconds, you'll go blind. It's just that mejestic.

Megan can be found in clubs around the world. If you ever see her, make sure to 'accidentally' squeeze her butt (Caution: doing this may become addictive, like crack. It's possible you may never be happy again until you feel her butt one more time).
That's crazy, that girl's ass is some amazing, does she have Megass?
Megass by goober mcfaden October 15, 2006
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megassive 

Something so large that it requires the combination of 'mega' & 'massive' to do it justice.
That girls butt is megassive.
megassive by Warties December 3, 2015

McGlasson 

A dirty whore who always thinks that people are trees and is a very annoying person. This person never stops talking. This person spits while he talks. This person is a real smacktart and likes TC. This person was minipulated by Bobbi Good. Way to go McGlasson
Dont be a McGlasson!
McGlasson by Someone from WHS February 14, 2004
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026