A medlock is a big boobed mangina. He/she likes to suck the end of a horses falice. Whilst sitting and reciting Fantastic Mr Fox to himself at home, he has female slave weasels suck upon his juicy moobs. Opening park gates turns him on.
Also, he likes to suck air out of television speakers and polished dishwashers with his tongue.
Also, he likes to suck air out of television speakers and polished dishwashers with his tongue.
Boy: Hey look at that boy/girl over there who has boobs, sucking on a falice, reciting fantastic mr fox with weasels sucking upon his nipples, wanking over that gate, sucking that speaker and licking that polished dishwasher!
Girl: Yeah! He's such a Medlock.
Girl: Yeah! He's such a Medlock.
by sdfsdgf January 20, 2009
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Get the medlockedmug. A queer who always has a really bad haircut. He loves to take pictures of his abs and send them to other girls. Ryan gets orgasms when he watches the Tennessee Vols play. He also sends pictures of his dick to other guys because he thinks it turns them on.
by beastboy22 February 12, 2015
Get the Ryan Medlockmug. "I like big buts and i cannot lie(8)"
"You must have met Sarah Medlock then, her bums nice but massive!"
"You must have met Sarah Medlock then, her bums nice but massive!"
by annonymous690 January 8, 2012
Get the Sarah Medlockmug. A term of Russian origin denoting the phenomenon in which an individual of moderate attractiveness achieves impressive success with members of the opposite sex while located in a developing country by virtue of not being a chauvanist wife-beating drunk.
My friend Josh is in the Marines and he's in Djibouti right now. He's definitely a shining example of the Styopa medlock Principle over there.
by Dimitriy Sergey'ich May 4, 2006
Get the Styopa medlock Principlemug.