Top Definition
A powerful weapon that Jedi Knights wield during sexual intercourse. It much resembles a normal penis, because it starts its life as one. However, attaining Master status in the Jedi Arts enables the use of this tool.

Also (v): Meat Saber(ing) - The act of engaging the Meat Saber in sexual intercourse/mortal combat
When I whipped out my Meat Saber, she came twice without actually making contact with it.

Yo mama was giving me lip so I had to Meat Saber her into submission.
by Jedi Knight January 29, 2004

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