Meat Grapes

Slang for "hemorrhoids".

The other day I had a turd the size of Buick, you would not believe the size of my "meat grapes" after that episode.

I hate it when my "meat grapes" rub the cotton on my undies.

Meat Grapes by BKDinGA July 23, 2010

Meat grapes

Hot dog meat in the shape of a grape.

Person 1: hey, I'm hungry

Person 2: let's get some meat grapes
Person 1: what are those
Person 2: it's like a hot dog but bite size
Person 1: let's get some now!

Meat grapes by Saturnfloats August 19, 2017

Meat Grape 

The action of shoving one ball in someones rear end.

The ball got swollen after the rough meat grape that was done to the prime minister of Quebec

Meat Grape by Meat grape March 30, 2022

Cat Meatdrapes 

A famous cat living in Anchorage Alaska.

We picked up Cat Meatdrapes in the limo and went out for tuna!

Cat Meatdrapes by Alaskan fat chick killa August 8, 2010

Meatdrapes 

A mispronunciation of the Greek name Metdrapedes.

Cleon Salmon: "Who is Guy... Meatdrapes? What kind of name is that?"
Guy: "It's, um, it's Metdrapedes, sir. It's Greek."
Cleon Salmon: "I think you're pronouncing it wrong. This says Meatdrapes."
Guy: "It's actually pronounced Metdrapedes."
Cleon Salmon: "Well, why doesn't it sound like that when I say it? Meatdrapes."

Meatdrapes by similacrum#32 June 1, 2017

meatdrapes 

When a woman's pussy lips are so loose that they dangle.

Her pussy has been fucked so much that she had meatdrapes!

meatdrapes by Danny December 28, 2004