Athens Meat Grinder

Deficating in a clothes dryer that contains the clothes of someone whom you dislike.

Did Mark wash his clothes? Good, I'm gonna give that douche an Athens Meat Grinder

by Matt and Jason May 18, 2006

german meat grinder

when a female with braces is giving a blow job,and after he cums she brushes her teeth with his cum

man my slong is sore from that girl giving me a german meat grinder last night

by allll riiiight April 28, 2010

Australian meat grinder

A sex position where you hump a girl in a circular motion wile she's bent over or on her back.

Im so sore after that Australian meat grinder.

by T-bone fluffy October 2, 2012

Pennsylvania Meat Grinder

When you take an unexpected shit in your partner's mouth, and before they can spit it out you wrap duct tape around their mouth with little holes in it, so when they do spit it out, it comes out like play-doh. Then you fuck them using the shit patties as a lubricant.

Oh baby, it's been a while since we did the Pennsylvania Meat Grinder.

by Jiggledoes-R-Us March 11, 2010

Beijing Meat Grinder

When one parts their lips, keeping the teeth clenched, while their sexual partner defecates through their teeth

Jenny gave Harry a Beijing Meat Grinder, his teeth were stained for weeks!

by Gary Hamhorn March 21, 2010

meat grinder teeth

when a woman's teeth are so messed up that if she gave you oral sex, your penis would come out looking like ground meat!

why would you put your dick in april's mouth? she has meat grinder teeth! your junks gonna come out looking like hamburger meat!

by metzli April 28, 2010

Mississippi Meat Grinder

When you pour concrete mix into a women's vagina, allow it to dry, and then fuck it.

Rob: Dude I was so drunk last night I gave that bitch a Mississippi Meat Grinder!
John: Awe! Dude did you tear your dick up?
Rob: Yeah it's wrapped in gauze right now.

by DrewIsCoolAsFuck July 13, 2008