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1. Noun - The semen one would shoot out in a McDonald's Bathroom or on/in a McDonalds employee.

2. Verb - The act of shooting semen in a McDonalds bathroom or on/in a McDonald's employee.
I shot my McNut in her Mcface and it was McAwesome! Too bad it was on camera and she got fired.

Damn, Holly, I'm bouts to Mcnut all over your face and your shitty Iggy Pop hairdo!
by MooseyMoose September 08, 2006

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1. semen that is swallowed following a blowjob

2. fucking at McDonalds.
1. Bitch, how'd you like that McNut? You swallowed the whole thing. You musta been really hungry.

2. Male: Ho, I'm gonna McNut inside you and McCrush you on this playhouse.
Female: O ya baby fuck my McPussy til I McCum
Ronald McDonald: Can I join this McNutting?
by The NutCrusher December 19, 2009

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