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32.
Low-grade, unstimulating blow job with few benefits and no prospects.
Currently, the dictionary definition of McJob is a low-wage, unstimulating job with few benefits. However, if McDonalds Inc are successful in their campaign to have this definition removed from the dictionary, it could be replaced with this one.
by Elmwood_destroyer_of_words March 25, 2007
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1.
Any menial, low-paying, unskilled, dead-end job, including (but not limited to) those in the fast food industry, which requires zero creative or intellectual involvement, and whose sole motivation is a paycheck (i.e., no one works a McJob because they like it or care about the work). The employee may also be required to wear a silly and degrading uniform. Examples outside of the food service industry include Wal-Mart greeter and movie ticket clerk.

McJobs are usually filled by teenagers, bored retired people looking for something to do, retards, and struggling single parents in need of a second income.

Turnover is high, but because practically anyone has the skills necessary to perform a McJob, the company can just hire more interchangeable McEmployees off the streets.

The term's allusion to mass-produced fast food implies both the mechanical, unfulfilling nature of the work, and the disposable, interchangeable manner in which the company treats its employees.
We need to expand the skilled job market, not just create more McJobs.
by Greenie December 11, 2003
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2.
The only thing I can get despite paying £11,000 for a university education.
"A graduate, eh? How 'bout you suck my uneducated cock for £4.50 an hour?"
by sittingbourneinnit December 05, 2003
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3.
To work at a godless multinational food corporation wearing some god awful almost sub human uniform shelling out below standard food to fat almost human creatures in an enviroment that has
A) terrible colour scheme
B) loud high pitch noises
C) a 20/30 something boss that got laid once...and it was his cousin
D) coming home covered in scars that are caused by flying grease, hot water, burns from stove or food
E) suicidal/homicidal tendencys and thoughts occur often during your shift
"this mcjob fuckin blows"
"there is this woman at my mcjob that makes me want to jump over the counter and fork fuck her in the eye"
by porcupine November 24, 2003
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4.
NOUN Slang. A job, usually in the retail or service sector, that is low paying, often temporary, and offers minimal or no benefits or opportunity for promotion.
by John Smith July 03, 2003
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5.
A low-skilled, low-paying job.
I got a McJob at McDonalds, so shut the McKuck up.
by warewolff December 19, 2003
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6.
A menial, soul-crushing, minimum-wage job that many of us are stuck at with no other options, for the simple reason that we lack some piece of paper saying we're smart.

This doesn't stop spoilt fucks from calling us losers, however.
McJob? At least I've got a damn job you leeching shit. Enjoy your spitburger, fuckface.
by caddon January 29, 2007
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7.
A job that is a dead end position with no potential for advancement, usually a teen job.
"Oh, I need to leave this Mc Job"
by Daniel July 29, 2003
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