Kenny McCormick is a 9 year old boy on the emmy award winning series, South Park. He is poor and foul-mouthed, which is the main reason he wears his orange Parka. During the earlier seasons he died frequently and his remains were devoured or carried away by rats however in later seasons he is killed less and less until he is 'permanently' killed by the AIDS virus. He later embodies Cartman and eventually rejoins the series with no explanation in season 7. He does NOT die every episode nor does he ever die twice as we learn in one episode of SP that he is actually reborn by Mrs. McCormick over 50 times! Kenny is poor and is frequently belittled by his 'friend' Cartman. If an argument between Stan+Kyle vs Eric occurs, he is usually stuck on Cartmans side. although most of what he says is hard to decipher, it is understandable and usually involves sexually explicit words and terminology.
Misinformed wannabe fan of SP: Dude, did you see SP last night? I swear Kenny dies like every episode.
Actual fan: No, he doesn't, if you think he does you have not watched much South Park.
Kenny McCormick: *muffled* Maybe you can rub her pussy!
Stan, Kyle and Cartman: How do you know she has a cat?
...
*Everyone Laughs*
Actual fan: No, he doesn't, if you think he does you have not watched much South Park.
Kenny McCormick: *muffled* Maybe you can rub her pussy!
Stan, Kyle and Cartman: How do you know she has a cat?
...
*Everyone Laughs*
by _red___xiii_ March 27, 2008
A Sexual Position. It's when the male uses his Adam's Apple, Moving it up and down, to Massage The female's Clitoris.
It does the work of five men.
It does the work of five men.
by Nicholas Jame Williams June 9, 2008
Kenny is a charecter on South Park. Wears a bright orange hoodie that covers most of his face. Talks in a muffled voice but you can ususally figure out most of what he is saying, but is perfectly understanded by his friends. Kenny comes from a poor family, and often takes his friends food. Kenny knows more about sex then all his friends put together, and his room is decorated with pictures of women in bikinis. Kenny without his hood has blonde hair, but his face has never been seen. Kenny dies in nearly every episode.
by Vampire Ghost October 8, 2006
A really hot fucking character from South Park with the most dreamy, messy blonde hair. He almost always keeps his hood on which covers his mouth which results in him always sounding muffled. He also wears an orange parka and is always made fun of by Eric Cartman about how he's poor. He also dies like every episode but...mysteriously revives every episode? Anyways, search up Kenny McCormick bloodpop animation and click the first video on the top of the list. Then you'll see how hot he is.
Girl1: Kenny McCormick is so hot right?
Girl2: I know, he's like the hottest character in South Park.
Girl1: Too bad he always dies though...He doesn't deserve that!
Girl2: Yeah...
Girl2: I know, he's like the hottest character in South Park.
Girl1: Too bad he always dies though...He doesn't deserve that!
Girl2: Yeah...
by lolimaginebeingaretard March 25, 2023
Cylinder shaped cord residence hall at Marquette University in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Virtually everyone that does not go to the school refers to this building as "the beer can" but no one who goes there actually does. The 12 floors alternate between boys and girls. This residence hall is known for exorbitant amounts of dorm drinking and is where all the stoners and belligerent drinkers live. You can catch kids shotgunning beers in the showers or yacking in the communal bathroom. Overall a wonferful place to live with a great community feel to it that is accepting of everyone.
by MintMaker4 March 24, 2017
The act of taking an ambiguos cutie on a tour of your house during a party and then performing fellatio on him in the unfinished basement. The term can be applied to any sexual activity performed at a party without the guests knowing.
by gay_clay October 21, 2004
by allfacts69 April 28, 2020