Mazzu 

A surname of Italian origin, pronounced like kazoo with an "m". People with generic or boring last names generally envy those who have this last name because it rhymes with many different words, making it ideal for poems or freestyle raps.

--Casual conversation--
Teacher: Is it pronounced... May-zuh?
Student: Nah, it's Mah-ZOO!
Teacher: Where does that name come from?
Student: My dad's family.
Teacher: No, what country?
Student: Oh. ITALY, byaa!

--Rhyme--
Miss Mazzu, I love you!

Mazzu by Panda Bear 311 August 2, 2009

Mazzu 

The sexiest name alive, everyone wishes thier last name was Mazzu.

Random girl-Whats your last name?
Guy- Mazzu
Random girl- Wow that names so sexy

Mazzu by BullRun October 18, 2008

Mazzu 

The most precious maiden on Earth. Beautiful and elegant. If you ever were to cross paths with her your heart will skip a beat and you will fall in deep love.

Mazzu is my queen.

Mazzu is my everything.

Mazzu is so cute.

Mazzu by redeuiecimque February 23, 2021

Mazzu 

Italian way to describe a guy looking like a tree.

A perfect student of the 5th year of high school, always riding to school.

Bad at sports.

Bro, you are a Mazzu

Mazzu by pallinagelatotuttiigusti March 10, 2022

taylor mazzu 

a very beutiful smart girl. if you are dating a taylor mazzu you are lucky to be alive because she is the best lover. she could be quiet around you at first but when she gets to know you she never shuts her mouth. so if you are a taylor mazzu you could pick up any guy that you want

random guy- damn whats ur name

girl-Taylor Mazzu

ramdom guy-damn thats a sexy name

taylor mazzu by mystery_annonymus January 14, 2019

Casper Rose Mazzola 

Ex guitar player and one of the original members of the neopunk band The Distillers, that formed in the late 90s, pressed 3 albums throughout the 2000s, and had signed on to the HellCat record label.

They went on an international tour with other various punk revivalist bands on that label for the annual Vans Warped tour, with the likes of: Rancid, F Minus, Tiger Army, and The Dropkick Murphys.

Rose sang backup for The Distillers at live events, and played backup rhythm guitar. She has been thought to have been sort of like the "Sid Vicious" of Hellcat Records, in the sense that she was notoriously promiscuous, young, and strung out on drugs, which added to the whole heroin chíc allure, that their lead singer/songwriter/frontwoman Brody Armstrong was apparently trying to emulate. Like Sid She had very little to do with the actual creation and recording

Her hometown neighborhood sat directly parallel to it's affluent suburban neighboring city Grosse Pointe, which shared the same bourgeois architectural aesthetics: Large Victorian homes, and brick bungalows, that somehow sat annexed, and adjunct to the spoils of the ghetto.

The song entitled "Hate Me" a track off their second album Sing Sing Death House was written primarily by Rose, but the chorus was not.

"Casper Rose Mazzola is so incredibly sexy!"

Casper Rose Mazzola by A.Sveltina February 2, 2021

joe mazzello

a cutie who acted in various movies such as: Jurassic park, the social network, The pacific, wooly boys, The cure, undrafted, simon birch, etc. but most recently Bohemian Rhapsody as john deacon

where was joe mazzello's mom in 1983
joe mazzello didn't realise perm stood for permanent

if joe mazzello squints his eyes a little he looks like a guy named john deacon
joe mazzello first heard bohemian rhapsody on napster

yes, joe mazzello sounds like a mozzerella stick, wbk

joe mazzello by mazzellhoe January 9, 2019