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The most captivating woman you will ever meet. Everything about her is perfect. She's sophisticated, elegant, sweet, caring, and tells funny jokes. Occasionally she will forget to poor you sake, but that's okay because she skis like the wind.
Chef#1: "How come that man's glass is empty?"
Chef#2: "His girlfriend is pulling a Mayumi".
by fancy-san February 07, 2010