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1. Probably the shittiest excuse for black metal ever. The likes of mayhem caused me to believe black metal was shitty for most of my life until I found out of some real black metal bands like Vinteriket, Arcturus and Darkspace.

Mayhem atracts idiot rampant teens who give black metal a bad name and let people think that black metal is about occultness and satanism or something.

The beautiful side of Mayhem is however that it murders itself out. Session member Varg Vikernes killed lead guitarist Euronimous and the lead vocallist Dead didn't feel like letting anyone take effort to it so he killed himself.

2. Good quality grannyporn.

3. The opposite of good black metal.
1. 'I listen Mayhem, therefore, I'm an uber poser and an idiot who actually things Mayhem is cool while in reality I'm laughed upon by people who are deeper into the black metal scene.'

2. I don't think I'm allowed to give an example of this.

3. Good(Mature) black metal albums:

Arcturus - Aspera Hiems Symfonia
Vinterriket - Der Letzte Winter
Darkspace - Dark Space I
The Kovenant - Nexus Polaris
Summoning - Minas Morgul

by Amar van Leeuwaarde June 04, 2006
 
1.
Black metal legends. Quite possibly the coolest fucking band in existence. Has a very violent history.
"Mayhem=true Norwegian black metal!!"
by Max April 02, 2003
 
2.
Norweigan metal band. Famed more for stabbings than music


count grishnack
he's going to do some mayhem style shit with that knife
by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004
 
3.
The band of Euronymous, the great black metal spokesman who convinced the likes of Emperor and Immortal to be teh KVLT black metal they are instead of Death Metal, without Euronymous you wouldn't have the first wave of Norwegian black metal. Also the band was great for the first bit then Euronymous got juked and they kind of went downhill from there. Unfortunately criticized for being popular which in the black metal world seems to equal fail, this is wrong.
Guy 1 "Mayhem kicks ass, De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas is epic win!"
Guy 2 "No they don't, teh r totl posrs!!11!!!!! Blashenehredgehrs is troo kvlt black metulZ!!!!
Guy3 " Actually, no guy 2 you are wrong."
by Shitrock September 24, 2008
 
4.
Apparently, it's Dean Winters causing damage to everyone's car and making you wait 97 minutes on hold while trying to reach your insurance company, and yet it's impossible to hate this guy.
Get Allstate and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
by sdkjvsdkfjv January 09, 2012
 
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The original black metal band. Formed by Euronymous, the greatest black metal guitarist ever to scar the eardrums. Their 1993 debut, De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas, is one ov the greatest metal albums ever recorded. They are also the most satanic and..."Necro"...band to ever walk the earth. In fact, only four out of the nine people to have ever played in MayheM are completely sane. NECRO AS FUCK!!! IN FACT, their first vocalist, Dead, committed suicide, and Euronymous made necklaces out ov his skull. it is also rumored that he made a stew from Dead's brains. AND, finally to top it all off, their session bassist for DMDS, Varg Vikernes, hated Euronymous so much that he killed him. Yeah, thats right. The bassist who played on an album killed the guitarist on the same album. Now THAT'S what I call evil!
Forrest Gump: MayheM are the most awesome black metal band ever, and that's all I've got to say about that.
by Thrasher13 July 19, 2009
 
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dont talk about mayhem
Rachel: guys what's mayhem?
Amanda: shut up rachel. #mayhem #ronswanson
by poopandcheese February 21, 2013
 
7.
The act of being banned by a Semi-Admin for breaking rules on a game server.

When a Semi- Admin login's in secretly and BANS a repeat rules breaker with no warning.
Player: I was switching teams to be on my friends and I got Mayhem'ed from the server.

I found a map glitch and camped it and got Mayhem'ed.

I like spamming my ubber voice pack in game and got Mayhem'ed from the server again.

I troll the forum and start crap and got Mayhem'ed from the forum again.
by _Mayhem_ February 05, 2010