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A total cunt sponge
When shit splatters all up on your anus from the person who used the toilet before you and you realize that tube of lipstick under your foot is a used tampon bloodying your shoe, when, suddenly, you get a text message explaining that everyone in your bloody family was slaughtered and fed to horse-faced whores - - - that's a Mayabag
by Amitash93 April 22, 2011

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