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Someone whos heart is a black whole and eats small deaf children for their "sweet" sounds of scream and pain from the childless parents.But are soon cought because their to stupid to remember why they were then just fall fast asleep in the childs bed(after kicking the child out) right before starting the crime...
1 parent:"hey, you should be carefull tonight, i hear MayFans are out"
2 parent:"are you REALLY worried?"
1 parent:"hahah no, my kid just kick ones ass."
MayFan by MayfanHatta July 14, 2011
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mayann is someone who always gets their name pronounced wrong. They are shy at first but once you get to know them they become your best friend.
Get to know Mayann, she is so funny!
mayann by lmaoobyeee June 2, 2020
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jj maybank

the funniest person in outerbanks, he will steal your heart in an instant with his sarcastic and flirtatious jokes. he just needs some love and a hug.
lara: jj needs some love
millie: i love that dude
jj maybank is the best surfer ever
Mayang is the name of a stunning beautiful girl, mayang will always be the perfect one. You will always compare yourself to her wondering how lucky she was, literally blessed by the gods with her perfect looks and personality. She is the type of person that will be quite shy, but as you get to know her you will instantly love her. She has a strong personality, and won't be scared to show it to you. In relationships, mayang always tends to give more love than she receives. conclusion, she's one of God's favourites.
mayang is cute af
I wish I could be mayang
mayang by doodledick69 November 7, 2019
This girl is a really good friend. She supports you no matter what! If you are Maylani's best friend then you are damn lucky cause this girl will never leave her true bestfriends. She is quiet and shy, but if she doesn't like you she won't stick around. Maylani does have a temper tho and if someone pisses her off SHE WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU. No, but she will still treat you with respect. Trust me. This girl is one of a kind and what great too is that she's easy to get along with! Maylani's most especially get along with Alyssa's.
Maylani and an Alyssa remind me of "Jake and Fin!" in Adventure Time They are best friends forever, no matter what happens.
Maylani by The Truest You October 11, 2011

manfangled 

When you are sleeping in bed and the blanket is in disarray or all bunched up on the bed.
Last night in bed I could not get comfortable because the blanket was all manfangled.
manfangled by Richard K. December 9, 2008