May 31

On May 31 you get to slap any girls ass

“ Yo today is May 31 yk you get to slap any girls ass?”
“BET!!”

by nonamegoat May 30, 2023

by Jddbdjdb May 31, 2022

Time to go dry then raw with you lover anywhere you want

Gf: "Baby are you ready it may 31"
Bf: "Ok baby lets get ready for fun"

by the1dev May 30, 2021

Crush/why did you just hug me

Me:it’s National huh your crush day

May 31 a day to celebrate

by Thefamousnoah May 31, 2022

Y/n: guess what today is?
Your bf / gf: whatt??
Y/n: it’s may 31 which means you have to kiss me!!🙇🏻 ♀️

by jackiessfeet May 29, 2022

- hey, whatcha up to today
- sorry, i’m busy pegging my boyfriend, its may 31st

by piece of clown May 31, 2022

May 31st it’s a day before a new month and summer fully starts so it should be welcome with a great gift

by Mr. Lovermen May 31, 2023