A very special human being from the country of Poland, even though, this person is physically incapable of locating the country of Poland on a map. These people have also a very good skill in learning languages as they can usually only swear in polish, speak like an illiterate in english and cannot put a complete sentence in spanish even though they have been learning it for five years. They like mocking people called "Rodwin" that they have 2 fathers, even though, they have been repeating this joke for well over a century. They also like very white women with big booties.
Maximilian Novakowski, Is Russia a continent? Max : Yes, it is right next to the USSR.
by SmartBois May 26, 2021
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