A laid back chick with the most amazing ass, perky tits, beautiful mind, body, and soul. She treats you so well, you have to pinch yourself every day you wake up next to her. She smothers you with love and affection, satisfies all your sexual needs, and is the most loyal person on earth. She is a beautiful baby making machine. Don't do her wrong though as there is a fire breathing dragon that lay dormant within her soul that will rip your head off and shit down your throat.
The perfect woman!
The perfect woman!
by Gravy_Train_69 March 4, 2013
Has glasses, but never wears them and complains about being blind. Loves to complain and admits it. Lures you in with her beauty but turns out to be fucking crazy.
by Chicicicicicicicic December 30, 2022