A fat chode boi from Long Beach Cali whose favorite thing to do is make disgusting concoctions of gross food then happily slurp it down. He also does this with penis. Max thinks he can rap but he really can't and he's white.
guy #1: Hey roberto does ju wanna go see Max rap down in Long Beach?
guy #2; Nah esse, hes probly gonna steal all of our food.
guy#3: Yeaaaahh brah, Max's only claim to fame is that those kool peoples Sublime and Snoop Dogg are from there.
guy #1: You homies are right, Max is gay.
by ballaballa123 April 14, 2009
A dumbass that says he is not fat or small and denies everything
wow you are a Max!
by Dman9212 February 07, 2009
a synonym for awkward silence
1) blahdy blah blah blah .....................................

"MAX"

2) *crickets...*
by bob saggett March 11, 2008
1. any awkward moment
2. any short person
3. any person that doesnt like to put lubricated condoms on their head
1. After the girl told her mom she had sex with her dad, there was a max.

2. Did you see that midget? He was a total max!

3. "Dude, I just found this pre-lubed condom, wanna blow it up and put it on your head?" "NO! I'm a Max."
by Maxiiiii April 01, 2008
A really nerdy douche bag that has a small penis.
Girl: Ew, who's that fag?

Me: Idk, but by the looks of his pants, he must have a really small penis.

Girl: Hmm; I think his name is Max, I heard he was a total nerd.

Me: Ew, nerds.

Girl: Haha :D
by Piggy-Ann April 28, 2009
Compulsive liar, tries to make girls jealous, Low life people have this name> This name should stay a dogs name. Usually cute from behind but totally not in the front. Jerk.
OMG Have you talked to max lately?
No, gag me with a frickin spoon!!!!!!
by moomoos August 22, 2008
Any girl who looks like a guy or wants to become a guy. After the character in the L Word.
I can't believe that girl is hanging out with Max.
She used to be so girly now, she's a Max.
by Ashley Joy May 06, 2007

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