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9.
max
1. Extremely extreme, often other Maxs die after acouple days of skateboarding, because of bringing their "game up".
2. Under cover rapper.
3. Once addicted to caffine.
4. Has "great" ideas that often lead to overall failure in life
5. A male will a large reproductive organ penis.
6. Loves "cup noodles"
7. Can taste a difference in peanut butters
8. Friend of Bigfoot
9. most commonly all defenitions
1. c.s.i guy: A John Doe tried to 180 switch foot nollie over 24 stairs.
c.s.i guy2: damn it johnson another one in the same week
nameless pimp: his name musta been Max
Ash(from pokemon): yeah his name was probley Max

2. Compton c.r.i.p. rap battle
Max: my beats so fly i dont gota try when i ride the ghettos they all think im fly of course im the guy when you need a ride...ect.
audience: DAAAYUUMMM

3. teacher: Tom when did Columbus land on Plymouth Rock?
Tom: uh, I don't know man... but I saw a tottal Max in a alley chugin' a water bottle wit some caf-pills, yuh dig?

4. max: okay so man what we do is we learn how to do backflips and crazy shit like that then we join a circus
flourince: damn man your whack
*40 years later*
-wheeze- get away from my grocery cart you hoe i need to live in somthin too!

5. girl 1 walks out from boy bathroom
girl 2: Why you so happy?
girl 1: I met a max

6. jessica alba: you wana do it?
max: um okay do you have cup noodles here
jessica: um yeah
max: can i have it?
jessica: you wana do it?!?
max: um yeah yeah can i have the cup noodles
jessica: um yeah here
max: HAAHAHAHA FUCK YOU I HACE CUP NOODLES!!!!!

7. Thomas the train: here eat some peanut butter
max: what the fuck are you tring to kill me this peanut butter got here on a Fedex truck and the guy who sold it to you didnt wash his hands.
Thomas the train: aw hell no!

8. max: aw damn man this is my song
bigfoot: yo max i didnt know you chilled at this club
max: ya man remember that sick part last week...etc.

9. mario: this dude was crazy but he died last week sucks assballs
luigi: oh yeah man he was rappin like crazy but he was poppin caffine pills in some cup noddles.
mario: yah man he was crazy like he was snortin peanut butter and he new where it came from n crazy shit like that
luigi: but he pissed me off him in bigfoot where skating the boston marathon and his huge banna tottaly got princess peach wet...
mario: yeah well he died and his money scam didnt work to well...
luigi: lets go get some shrooms and hang out with Bowser
by max aka friend of bigfoot February 09, 2008
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50.
Max
A player that fucks with girls hearts. He says he loves them then he breaks their hearts shamelessly. He jumps from girl to girl. He makes them fall inlove with him and then he pretends he loves them back just so he can break their heart 2 days later. Goes out with a girl then cheats on her with thousands of other girls because he can. Tells 10 girls in one week that he likes them.
by bbygirlxoxo October 18, 2013
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51.
Max
A twig like white Mexican who is a major preater. He enjoys the chill bridge for dinner every night. He enjoys tribing with other men along with anal pounding, on the receiving and giving end. He is a complete nerd with a very high intellect who enjoys arguing about highly irevelent points. He enjoys sports although he doesn't look like it. He thinks he is a lot better then he actually is. He smells like a Tobias.
God max is so homosexual and he thinks he's so cool. He should go back home to Mexico with the gay prostitutes!!!
by Ladykillerinsane10 January 07, 2014
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52.
Max
Whore
Don't be such a Max..
by IHadTo. March 22, 2013
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53.
Max
the most common dog name and the best kind of dog
Someloser: Max, ur a good dog.

Max:Woof
by Jazzy-jazz July 01, 2012
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54.
max
cali way of sayin a lot
it was max ppl at the party last nite
by chantea July 16, 2011
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55.
-Jacked
-Womanizer
-Smart, just lazy
-Not fat, big
-Under rowing + math scholarship
-Father is part of mafia
-Best o-lineman
-Says he sacked the qb and got a touchdown (very incredible for o-line)
-Gets bad grades, but has goal of going to harvard

Max is someone that matches all of the above
Man, that guy is such a Max.

I wish I was a Max. That would be incredible.

I'm Max.
by bhr11111 March 24, 2009
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56.
Max
All Max's LOVE drugs and crime. They love committing fraud and taking psychedelic drugs. They hate humans but love animals. They hate women for MANY MANY reasons. They hate the government. They hate all people. They are depressed. But they LOOOOOVE money
Max
by Aleizi April 29, 2013
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