He is an amazing person. He is the one that will love you even if you don’t love him and will cherish you if you love him back. He has one of the smiles that could brighten the darkest night, and the eyes that you would want to get lost in forever. He cares for his friends like they are the only people on Earth, and he might be funnier then Chandler Bing or even Kevin Heart. You want a person like him in your life forever, and if you are lucky enough to find someone like Max, never, EVER, let him go. I’m telling you right now, that will be the biggest mistake of your life.
“I wish I could be with Max.”

Person 1: “Oh ya Max? He’s my best friend!”

Person 2: “ You wish.”
by lm2007 June 27, 2019
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A person who gets sexually aroused by someone touching the back of their neck with a pencil or pen.
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Max is the best drawer on earth!! He loves music and he is SUPER funny! Max is a really good friend. He always knows how to make you smile. Sure Max is a bit of a bad boy, but hes still really nice. Max is cut funny and smart. He insnt popular, he dosent have girls swooning over him but they should be cause he is awesome!!!!!!! (did i mention he is homeroom president of student council?!)
max, your so funny
i still cant believe your president!
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Adjective, to experience something to the fullest.
to have all of
There is nothing to do, I'm max bored.
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Tonight I'm going to get drunk, we need to pick up max alcohol.
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That weird quiet kid in the back who everyone suspects of bringing a gun to school.
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Max is a person who talks loudly and excessively. He is always trying to get a large amount of people to laugh, which he usually fails at. However, he can be funny sometimes. He likes to make jokes about current events, especially. Max also sometimes "crosses the line". Max can be annoying sometimes and can blatantly disrespect other people. He is also very intelligent and logical (especially in science). Besides that, he has a lot of good taste for sitcoms and most music.
Person#1: Hey, check out that guy who's trying to make that large crowd laugh.

Person#2: Geez, he's probably a Max.
by jonsash January 19, 2011
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