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To keep ones job whilst repeatedly failing to deliver the goods.

Derives from the Actor Tony Mawson - who's repeat performance failures have not inhibited his career.
Is that Mawson still fucking up those servers
Mawson by Inherent in the system January 21, 2008
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Someone who appears impervious to damage except for their glasses. Any time they enter physical conflict they come out unscathed except for their glasses, which are usually broken.
Mawson got shot in the leg the other day. His glasses just fell off.
Mawson by Captain Lingo September 17, 2010

Mr Mawson 

Daddy, stalks Year 13's on Facebook, depressed, watches Roblox videos at 3:16am on a Friday, wanks to Norris from Coronation Street. Poor sod got fired
Mr Mawson is clinically depressed 24/7
Mr Mawson by Saiz21 July 10, 2018

Mr mawson 

Ooo, that a mr mawson there!
Mr mawson by His special boy June 22, 2018

masonrayparker

Three6’s annoying ass bot brother who always gotta ask in IG commentswHO eLse hIGH AF rn?”
Me: *chilling, scrolling to the comments on IG*
Masonrayparker: “Who else high af rn”
NIGGA SHUT UP REPORT THIS BITCH ASS NIGGA
masonrayparker by Inmyfeelsfrfr February 24, 2020

maison matthews indicator 

An emotion based stock indicator developed by Maison Matthews. This indicator aims at identifying a bearish/bull trend if he buys/sells a stock position. This is typically used by traders betting the opposite direction. In layman’s term you do the opposite of what he is doing.
Maison : I just bought 17k stocks of gnus.
Market: maison matthews indicator dictates that you short this stock.