When you're having sex with a woman who lives with their mom, and you do the mom too you have to go on the Maury Povich show.
by DGZ July 20, 2012
The Maury Show, originally known as the Maury Povich Show, is an American Tabloid Talk-show that is infamous for the host determining someone's Paternity to the infant of an woman accused of being a prostitute, A.K.A, slut. It is a big internet meme, with the phrase "You are (not) the father" being the most iconic point of the show. Below is an example show depicted by Tyler from YouTube channel and website, Brewstewfilms, from his episode, Playing Hookey.
MAN: There ain't no way I'm that baby's father, Maury, its mother is a slut! Hell, she'd probably...fuck a pack of hotdogs if it looked at her the right way.
MAURY: Well, the test results are in, in the case of li'l Timmy, you are NOT the father!
(Mother crying, father stands up in victory, the crowd goes crazy)
MAURY: Stay here, we'll be right back, on the MAURY SHOW!
MAURY: Well, the test results are in, in the case of li'l Timmy, you are NOT the father!
(Mother crying, father stands up in victory, the crowd goes crazy)
MAURY: Stay here, we'll be right back, on the MAURY SHOW!
by ItsTheCartoonCat August 7, 2022
When you are telling a sex joke to your parents and then a kidnapper come in and you dad kills him with his dick gun by really powerful cum bullet.
by Maurieeeeeeeee May 28, 2020
I have been banging all these pregnant women. Can't get them double pregnant.
Man you a Maury Povich predator
Man you a Maury Povich predator
by Fertitta03 October 30, 2020
A famous underground artist from Finland. He has many great songs, i.e. Balls Between Zip (Munat jäi vetoketjun väliin).
by Jaakko October 17, 2003
I have been banging all these pregnant women. Can't get them double pregnant.
Man you a Maury Povich predator
Man you a Maury Povich predator
by Fertitta03 October 30, 2020
Any jewish proctologist.
by LongB December 8, 2006