Maureen: noun: aka Moesha, aka Mo
A Maureen is a girl who is : a) a party girl b) is abrasive c) looks SO GOOD d) when she's drunk uses her hands a lot to dance (especially like a robot) e) says I (insert word here) all day, everyday, I don't give a fuck!
Hey look at that girl over there trying to do the sexy cactus, she can't do it like a Maureen would.
Female name usually given to someone Irish or an Irish wanna-be. Most Maureens are smart, stubborn and memorable. A Maureen will leave you exhausted for days. You won't forget your first Maureen, ever.
"Hey dude, you look bad. Must've been with Maureen last night."
Maureens are psychopaths often having mental disorders. A Maureen usually looks like a run down hoe because they've sucked way too many dicks. Maureens have big mouths but will more than likely get their asses kicked in a fight. A Maureen is someone you want to stay away from because they are so out of touch with reality. Maureens are total gold diggers!!
Guy: Yo- I bet that girl would put out tonight without a problem.
Guy 2: Yea I bet her name is Maureen!!
Wow that girl is so creepy- She must be a Maureen!
Maureen's are a dirty women, some of the true skanks you will meet in your life. They are self centered fat pigs with weird features. Maureens are down for whatever, where ever. Maureens have really big ass teeth and one fucked up smile. Maureen's go by "Mo" but should go by MoMo
Girl: OMG that girl got her ass beat!!!
Girl 2: That Maureen shouldn't have been a trifiling bitch and steal that other girls man. Dumb chicken head whore!
A beautiful, sarcastic, smart girl. Only rude when you are. Usually happy. Never fuck with her. She'll kick your ass. Likes to be alone. Only has a few close friends, but that's all she needs. Family-orientated.
Dude 1: Damn! I love my girlfriend.
Dude 2: What's her name again?
Dude 1: It's Maureen.
Dude 2: No wonder! lol
Maureen's party hard and are up for anything; smashed or sober. These dirty whores prey on the disabled and sweat so bad when they're around them even Sanex Dermo Control can't keep them at bay.
They can't get jobs, but when they do, they're the shittiest of the shit, which is why they're so fucking riled up all the time.
Maureen's randomly shriek whilst buying potatoes at the co-op.
They look like weak old faggots but every night Maureen's train at the dojo and are black belts at Kung Fu, a Maureen could whoop your ass 10 times over and make ass-cream out of you.
You know you're in the shit if a Maureen challenges you to a fight.
Also goes by the names MoMo, Mazza and Dutty M.
Guy 1: "Who's that sexy chick with the phat ass?"
Guy 2: "Stay away from that crazy bitch! She's a Maureen! She'll whoop your ass 10 times over and make ass-cream!"
Guy 1: "What a dirty bitch skank face!"
A wonderful girl who is beautiful and nice.. (sometimes). A Maureen is someone who you want to be your friend because she's nice and funny. Except when she doesn't share her pretzels with a Destiny. Other than that, A maureen is very awesome a person.
Girl: Hey, can I have some of your Snyder's Pretzels?
Girl 2: No!
Girl: Come onnn, dont be a Maureen.
Girl: Hey you are so nice you can almost be a Maureen.
Girl 2: Really?
Girl: Haa, Sike.