A Maureen is a girl who is : a) a party girl b) is abrasive c) looks SO GOOD d) when she's drunk uses her hands a lot to dance (especially like a robot) e) says I (insert word here) all day, everyday, I don't give a fuck!
Dude 2: What's her name again?
Dude 1: It's Maureen.
Dude 2: No wonder! lol
Girl: Hey, can I have some of your Snyder's Pretzels?
Girl 2: No!
Girl: Come onnn, dont be a Maureen.
Girl: Hey you are so nice you can almost be a Maureen.
Girl 2: Really?
Girl: Haa, Sike.