Top Definition
An eroticism whereby your girlfriend screams your best mate's name instead of yours during intercourse. This eroticism evolved after a man called Simon wanted his wife to cheat without actually cheating. He asked her to scream "Matthew" to satisfy his desire without the heartbreak.
Mostly exclamations such as, "Oh Matthew!" but/or possibly "Oh Simon/Boyfriend, Matthew does!"

I was Matthewed last night.
by WilliamEvans May 26, 2011

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt