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Matteney 

Matteney is the name people use to describe Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox. They acted together in Friends, where they played a married couple, Monica and Chandler or as some say, Mondler.

Matteney have many fans across the world, predominantly teenagers and young adults who fangirl constantly at the prospect of the two being together in a romantic relationship and/or doing it.
OMG MATTHEW TWEETED COURTENEY AND COURTENEY TWEED MATTHEW. MATTENEY HAS BEEN CONFIRMED

yeah, matthew and courteney did it last night, at the set of Go On, Matthew's show.
Matteney by MissChanandlerBong February 22, 2013
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Muttgender 

Someone who identifies as a mutt/dog. This is caused by mental illness, and is not normal.
I identify as "Muttgender", meaning I'm a mutt/dog.
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Muttgender 

A gender coined by a neurodivergent person. This is exclusively for nd people.

Someone who is muttgender identifies and/or is connected to the species/animals due to neurodivergency
"Alex is muttgender."
"LMAO SO HE IDENTIFIES AS A DOG??? CRINGE!!!"
"They personally identify and feel connected to the species, not that they identify as a dog. maybe research towards what being non-binary is."
Muttgender by ThatNonBee November 1, 2020
If you have ever heard of Utopian men, individuals given the name 'Mattene' are the most beautiful, gorgeous, and attractive human beings ever to grace planet earth.

Individuals by the name Mattene, are known for their amiability, ravishing elegance, and enchanting charisma.

Unfortunately, they come in rather smaller sizes, so if looking for said individual - hunt low.
Person 1: "My god! Is that... is that a... Mattene?!"
Person 2: "Heavens have mercy, it is!"
Person 1: "It's so... pulchritudinous!"
Person 2: "Say what?"
Person 1: "IT'S SEXY!"
Mattene by Mynamecan'tbeblank February 8, 2013

mathenge 

Really laid back and non chalant, but can switch moods quickly. Extremely funny to the point where he can hurt peoples feelings. Tall,handsome,Athletic, and great smile. Life of the party, but also likes to sit back and vibe. Smooth talker that can bag anyone if he has enough time but still has his heart stuck on someone else. Did I mention tall and athletic with a great smile.
Mathenge is such a smooth criminal.
He is so laid back but also has a goofy side to him.
mathenge by Go pack 101 November 22, 2021
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026