"That Mattas was a gift from God!"
"Get a load of THAT Mattas!"
Can also be used as a synonym for erotic:
e.g. 'Wow, last night was sooo Mattas!'
'I like a man when he's Mattas.'
Can also be used as an exclamative:
e.g. 'oh, Mattas!'
"Get a load of THAT Mattas!"
Can also be used as a synonym for erotic:
e.g. 'Wow, last night was sooo Mattas!'
'I like a man when he's Mattas.'
Can also be used as an exclamative:
e.g. 'oh, Mattas!'
by MacMattas May 14, 2011
“Matta”pronounces Ma-Tha is a New York slang word that is a synonym for head.
The word originated in the south Asian country of Bangladesh.
The word originated in the south Asian country of Bangladesh.
by Alactic January 31, 2020
by Mangaman400 April 9, 2012
by Mr.IFuckedYaBitchNYC January 4, 2020
Unit measuring the tightness of a vagina. The matta is a torque rating based on Newtons per metre squared of pressure uniformly exerted on any object being pushed between the labia.
Tightness ranges between -5 and +10, with 0 having been normalised by the authors at 0 for most girls. -5 is frankly paedophillic and anything +5 is reserved for anything that has given birth and torn their organs open.
The optimum tightness is approximately -2 Mattas.
Tightness ranges between -5 and +10, with 0 having been normalised by the authors at 0 for most girls. -5 is frankly paedophillic and anything +5 is reserved for anything that has given birth and torn their organs open.
The optimum tightness is approximately -2 Mattas.
"yeah bruv, she was so tight, I swear down she was -2 mattas or some shit. I was splurting in like 20 seconds"
"You'll get over it mate, plenty more fish in the sea. I know she was tighter than a jew but you have to put mind over Matta"
"Ciao Luigi..... What's the Matta?!"
"Why it is 3 units of Matta Professor Rossi."
"You'll get over it mate, plenty more fish in the sea. I know she was tighter than a jew but you have to put mind over Matta"
"Ciao Luigi..... What's the Matta?!"
"Why it is 3 units of Matta Professor Rossi."
by Muzal May 6, 2007
matta is a status of being drunk. it means you are out of control. you flame everybody and destroy everything all around. mattaness makes you mad and you step out of your mind for drinking a lot.
by Buduka November 12, 2011
by Nick Matta March 21, 2008