Mathis, they often try to flirt with girls. They are very attracted to them. They think they are very cool and funny when they are just being creepy. They are a bit bi-polar and are quite stalkerish and perverted. They also try to look good.They are a danger to most women.
"That Mathis just told me I looked awesome! Then insulted me!"
"Yeah! He is a weird, never talk to him!'
"Yeah! He is a weird, never talk to him!'
by thisisthetruth1010 January 16, 2013
mathy likes to sing about pretty ponies.
this creature came from mars and now lives on earth.
she likes to dance naked and run around the city naked.
her future goal is to marry a priest
this creature came from mars and now lives on earth.
she likes to dance naked and run around the city naked.
her future goal is to marry a priest
by LA DE DA1234 August 30, 2008
by BigBallsMan November 20, 2021
One of the best guards in the NFL for the Philadelphia Eagles. Andy Reid supporter. Twitter comedian. Temple Run Magician. Proclaimed idiot. Journeyman. Wants Katy Perry in the worst way. Will eventually catch a TD pass from Michael Vick.
Evan Mathis can block, but he can also trend on Twitter with the snap of a finger. Chuck Norris fears him.
by PhreshPhillies January 6, 2012
A member of the BuddhismHotline that is mentally challenged (retarded). It is said that Johnathon Hills has buried Mathis Miles under his house after abusing him multiple times, and the only other person that knows about it is a known caller of the program, Deus03
by Vaporing July 9, 2018
Mark Mathis is the greatest weatherman and news personality of all time. He is best known for his outlandish behavior while telling the news. He was on Fox news rising in Charlotte NC and for a while on a Colorado broadcast. Sadly he no longer comes on, due to corporate puppets. He has a large following and many people miss him.
by owltrader January 9, 2011
The best judge ever featured on TV.
People will bring up their cases to his studio court in NBC Tower, Chicago. Watch out for his bullshit detector, it is second to none.
Much better than other reality TV judges.
People will bring up their cases to his studio court in NBC Tower, Chicago. Watch out for his bullshit detector, it is second to none.
Much better than other reality TV judges.
My neighbor just let his dogs shitting on my lawn. I'm gonna bring his ass up to Judge Mathis court.
by chrno July 28, 2010