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The solo act of solving a mathematical quickie and experiencing an aha! feeling from it.
Johnny got an intellectual kick at his last mathurbation—he'd never felt so excited and happy, especially when the solution to the brain-unfriendly question just popped up in his mind's eye.
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After engaging in mutual mathurbation, Johnny and Sally walked away laughing with many equations in hand.
by MATHCAMP09 July 31, 2009
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Rubbing your abacus until one blows his equations all over ones Pi.

of or relating to Mathematics
Although crippled by Lou Gehrigs disease, Professor Steven Hawkings is still able to stimulate his libido by a healthy dose of mathurbation.

by Chantel Flanery, Nick Zarvis January 29, 2008
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The art of discussing ideas in way so as to spend maximum time, while achieving minimal result. It is also used when people try and use intelligent sounding words to conceal their low knowledge levels about an unknown subject.
Mathurbation - My boss mathurbated with me for an hour today
I need a cigarette after 2 hours of mathurbation
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The results of rapidly pressing buttons on your calculator!
Bob - 'Hahah look, I'm playing with my calculator'
Bill- 'Wow, pressing buttons on it? Mathurbation!'
Bob - 'But it's so fun! :('
by theyellowasian June 04, 2011
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The art of substituting actually interesting content with complex-sounding but actually superficial math. Might bring some degre of arousal for the one performing it and some inexperienced and simple-minded spectators
Sannilkov's entire research has absolutely no contribution to science, it is just mathurbation
by EJMRagent October 07, 2015
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