another gangster way to say phone number
"Hey baby. Whas yo mathematics?"
"My what?"
"Your mathematics."
"Oh my number. No."
by ...<@!+Y March 26, 2007
An arcane discipline invented by the ancients to ensure full employment among pointy headed professors who lack social skills to enter or succeed in any of the social sciences, including spelling. The principal means by which this is achieved is to establish an extensive, cascading order of complexity, such that each class is offered only as a prerequisite to the next.
Mathematics is the language of tenure. Since university administrators invariably come from more serious disciplines, they could give a rat's what goes on in the math department, excepting, of course the math professors' occasional brush with the FBI and kiddy porn.

She: Why am I having to take all this goddamn math?

He: To help Dr. Goldbaum enjoy lap dances down at the truck stop.
by hoze-a March 25, 2007
Bullshit, nonsense, anything that doesn't make sense.
Get the hell outta my face with that mathematics
by badmanahooo July 27, 2005
An addictive subject, where succeeding at solving one of its problems, increases your desire to solve more and more.


It is also a depressant, where failing at solving one of its problems, gets you depressed and lowers your brain activity causing you to feel dumb.

So take care people...
Michael: Hey man, what are you doing?
George: Solving some math problems.
Michael: You need to cut off on mathematics man or we'll have send you to rehabilitation.
by TheUchihaHawk March 15, 2015

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