Mat-O 

The God of music and Expression
A brilliant arithmetician
A man who is better at everything than you probably are.

Everyone should strive to be like Mat-O

Mat-O by sepukuartist February 19, 2009

Mat Oldfield 

A living sex god whose massive cock was mistaken for the world serpent 'Jörmungandr' in ancient Nordic mythology.

Mat Oldfield's cock wrapped all the way around Midgard and due to its scaly complexion it was mistaken for a large, godly snake which was worshipped for it's sheer size and power. Nothing and no one was able to defeat it, not even the god of thunder 'Thor'.

Mat Oldfield by PedoBear3000 February 17, 2019

National bop your eldest on the head with a yoga mat day 

Jan 20 is when you can bop your eldest child on the head with a yoga mat, cause they deserve it.

Hey today is Jan 20, you know what that means? It’s national bop your eldest on the head with a yoga mat day!

National bop your eldest on the head with a yoga mat day by Y0UR_L0C4L_G4M3R November 14, 2020

slice on the mat 

A slice on the mat is a Second War British term. It signifies the eager anticipation of a serviceman returning home on leave; as his woman opens the door they can't even wait to get to the bedroom, and have sex there and then, on the mat, just inside the door. It is still used.

I hadn't seen her for three months, and when I turned up she immediately gave me a slice on the mat. She did remember to close the door, though. . .

slice on the mat by benbisley July 22, 2010

Wiped my shoes on her welcome mat 

When going down on a girl you vomit in your mouth and either swallow it back or spray it on her cooter.

Dude, I was going down on this chick pastor and totally wiped my shoes on her welcome mat.

Wiped my shoes on her welcome mat by max meat July 20, 2010

knock you off the mat 

I’m going to beat you fight you or I’m going to damage you

Shut up before I have to knock you off the mat 🚶 ♀️

knock you off the mat by Keleajx October 19, 2017

Office door mat 

Referred to as the office administrator. Others will pile shit on your plate and pull you in 5 different ways. Accomplishing any task of will become nearly impossible. People will copy you in on emails and tell other people that you will be reaching out to them. This covers ones ass., but not yours. You will be paid less than 95% of people in a company. If you are hourly you will be will the first person at the office in the morning and the last one to leave.

Thanks Sharon, our office door mat will reach out to you to insert task here.

Office door mat by Chet Chestsky September 20, 2018