Masturbation Day

Holiday. On September 12th, the citizens of the Earth must masturbate twice as much as they usually do, on a daily basis, to make up for not masturbating in respect of those men and women, killed on 9/11.

Joe: I feel really bad, i really need to masturbate, NOW!

Hoe: No, you can't, you have to wait for Masturbation Day, then you can jerk off LOADS!

Masturbation Day by Colesey.21 September 14, 2009

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NATIONAL MASTURBATION DAY

June 10th is national masturbation day, it’s time to beat your dick until it hurts and also time to finger your clit until you squirt. Go fuck yourselves

Today is national Masturbation Day ! Let’s beat our meats together

NATIONAL MASTURBATION DAY by Pornhubba June 10, 2019

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international masturbation day

International masturbation day is on the 4th of november and it is when you and a friend from the opposite sex both masturbate at the same time and talk dirty over the phone to make each other cum and the winner gets sucked off by the other

Girl: it's international masturbation day
Boy: what does that mean?
Girl: we masturbate to make each other cum, winner gets to get sucked off by the other

international masturbation day by Strip4me123 November 4, 2019

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International street masturbation day

International street masturbation day is placed thr nineteenth of April and you are legally allowed to masturbatr in the street with no consequences.

Person 1: *masturbates in the street*
Person 2: what the fuck are you doing?
Person 1: dude it's International Street Masturbation Day.
Person 2: oh okay. *Masturbates*

International street masturbation day by DeliciousAtol April 19, 2018