The act of one touching their body.
To do with pumping your weiner, or
using to fingers to circulate the
clitoritis.
I'm so stressed out I've been working all day, my boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't want sex. He told me I should try doing some
masturbation. It was enough pleasure to pass as sex.
by JelloBello March 31, 2009
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The act of rubbing one's own penis, until orgasm. It is common to use lotion for lubrication and/or extra pleasure, but it dries your penis out. Instead, you should use water-based lubricates.
Jason loves to masturbation. He masturbates in the shower for hours because he's a horny mess
by Ripe Cheese July 11, 2008
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When you twist your penis like a pepper grinder till the chunky salsa comes out.
by Kyle’s mom June 6, 2021
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If Masturbation is Mass Murder then does that make someone who Masturbates EVIL
by Anomynose October 12, 2017
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Eating cake happily alone, or sometimes with friends and family
When your at your friends birthday party and you eat cake that's masturbation
by Gods mom March 9, 2016
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masturbation is not abundant, it is not incapacitating, it is not perverted.masturbating is art, it is the art of loneliness. Unable to find anyone around to love, the person finally tries to make love to themslef. However, they don’t love themself at all. But for their two inch schlong , there is no one that the male race will not like; they even love themslef and masturbates with great passion. At that moment, all the troubles in their life disappear. But after the ejaculation, all the beauties are reversed and they are back in a hell of loneliness and regret, and there is only one option that can fix this situation.to masturbate again
Luca- what is masturbation?
Jamin-masturbation is not abundant, it is not incapacitating, it is not perverted.masturbating is art, it is the art of loneliness. Unable to find anyone around to love, the person finally tries to make love to themslef. However, they don’t love themself at all. But for their two inch schlong , there is no one that the male race will not like; they even love themslef and masturbates with great passion. At that moment, all the troubles in their life disappear. But after the ejaculation, all the beauties are reversed and they are back in a hell of loneliness and regret, and there is only one option. To masturbate again

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Luca - Dude I just masturbated and I feel like the only thing my soul can see in the pit of darkness it’s eternally trapped in is a mirror showing disappointment and failure. The trembling eyes of loneliness gazing deep into my eyes casting a black poisonous cloud of being alone without anyone to turn to

Jamin- cool so u touched yourself and then felt lonely.
Luca- precisely
by lonely pleaser December 13, 2020
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