| 1. | Masturbation Time Syndrome | ||
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An ailment usually affecting males between the ages of 13 and 26, where while masturbating time felt is much less than time used. Guy 1: Where were you?
Guy 2: Huh, I was only gone a minute. Guy 1: More like fifteen. Guy 2: Dammit! Not Masturbation Time Syndrome again! Guy 1: Why the hell were you jerking off...? |
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