Top Definition
When you have that sudden urge to masterbate. But when you do you get that horrible side-effect of a wank stain on the carpet. ew
someperson: DAMNIT
someotherperson:what happened?
somperson: I was masterwanking and I now need new bed sheets. *frowns*
by sakade March 15, 2010

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