A massive ask is that Big, Huge, Inconvenient favor your friend asks of you which makes you question whether you really want to be friends with him/her in the first place.
Tanya just pulled a massive ask of me; I'm a bad friend and don't know if I like her enough to do a

favor like that!
by DMack2018 March 22, 2018
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Being made a Prince because no one wants to be a queen and your not good enough to be a king.
Tyler your a massive woopsie
by Cmb2001 ytk January 9, 2022
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Group of people who blaze skunk and ride pit bikes and drink Stella, and who are very well mannered unlike the scumbags from Southend who will stab you over a fiver
Oh look it’s the hockley massive get the Charlie and the nelsons out
by Hockley chiller crew February 1, 2022
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The guy in the group that can't handle his beer, gets punched by mark henry, falls over, hits on girls and always has his ass out

James Waud
James Waud is a Massive Rookie
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When you feel like you just took the biggest shit, but upon investigation of the results only a tiny log remains with your ass crack covered in smeared shit.

You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
Russia pulled a massive Putin on invading the Ukraine.
by SpookEtooth March 13, 2022
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