massive

Awesome/Very cool coined by comedian Stephen Colbert on October 1st 2009, on his show "the Colbert Report"

An adjective to describe the person who defines the word MASSIVE

"Hey!did you guys see the Colbert Report last night?It was Massive!"

"Hey the kid who wrote this definition is Bryan Lowe from NJ and would love tickets to the show, that would be MASSIVE!"

by Bryman 07758 October 2, 2009

massive

Awesome.

Did you see Colbert last night? He was MASSIVE.

by iamnotstephencolbert October 4, 2009

massive

Buzz word used in Dublin, Ireland for a short while...seems to have gone out of fashion lately. Mostly used by knackers, skanks and other persons of low intelligence and/or social status

- "Aw, did you see your man meetin' Jacinta at Redz last nigh'"

- "Aw he was maaaasive"

- "He was maaaasive"

by BigNToasty July 1, 2005

massive

In slang, can be used in replacement of either "a lot" or "very"

"It is fucking massive hot out here."
"Yeah,being stuck out in the heat sucks massive."

by D351 February 1, 2007

massive

a GIANT turd

Yo dawg, come check out this filthy massive!

by MACHINE December 2, 2002

massives

huge mammary glands, transfixing most males!

she was the possessor of some massives, that dominated my libido.

my wife suggested those massives were bought from a doctor!

need my catcher's mitt to 'feel' THOSE massives!!

russ meyer WORSHIPPED! massives!

by michael foolsley November 4, 2011

Massiver

When things are bigger than massive. I.e Massiver

Holly Willybooby has massive tits but when she is pregnant they are much massiver.

by the brown avenger November 4, 2011