To have been intoxicated beyond rational thought. To have been in an advanced stage of inebriation.
"I got Massied last night then went to the Cathouse and stared at girl's chebs"
by daniel_m August 23, 2006
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The sexiest beast known to the universe. Massi has a dick that can expand to the outer reaches of our solar system. He's strong, smart, talented, hot, sexy, and secretly the coolest guy ever. If you meet a Massi you will cum instantaneously from the energy radiating from his inner core.
by The truth drink November 15, 2019
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a sex goddess, hard to get but fun to be around. when you finally have sex with her everything else will fail to compare the complete opposite of a slut, every guy wants to be with her but cant succeed
DAMN! look at that massie, i wish i could get with her!!
by textingamassie June 26, 2011
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A some what nice girl in general. She can also break your heart in a couple seconds even if she doesn’t mean to. She’s generally a sweet,kind,beautiful girl. Also very smart. Doesn’t really like attention. Also hates being called hott. Has very low self esteem but also loves herself for who she is and what she does for the world.
Massie a such a sweet girl.
by Meredith May 23, 2018
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Pronounced (Mass-eye)

Basically means massive. Origins not exactly known, but probably from North-East England
"Aaaah mate, that girl has massi tits"
by Yebsthescally April 7, 2009
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Massi is known for the sexiest things and he has some crackhead friends and his friend Hakem is so guy that he looks like a burger Massi is so hot!
by OldSavannahScottMarie November 6, 2020
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A slut, she loves to be the center of attention and has her own clique! she is the leader. Loves sex, has more than one dog and all the guy just wanna fuck her. she is a shopoholic and is filthy stinkin rich! if u get her mad, she will make u want to die!
You are such a Massie!! and i like it! (start making out)
by Babter March 8, 2008
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